Saturday, April 21, 2012

Weekend At Willies Ch Eight R U Mine?


Arctic Monkeys. Are You Mine?




 
The Little Lion Man pulled out all of the stones from the pockets of his leather jacket and placed them into two piles just in front of him.  As he kneeled, he heard sirens off in distance grow louder.

The rush of adrenaline flooded his veins.  He smiled. 


He grabbed handfuls of those stones and threw them will all of his might, from his left hand and his right, aiming for the furthest ones away on the second level of the parking garage. 

The second level was not like the lowest one, because the exit path had a downward grade to it.  It was not level at all.


As his arms grew exhausted from each winged motion of his arms, he grabbed the last handfuls and ran down between the two rows of these parked cars.  


Many of these vehicles awoke from their slumber with fright and alarm.   Some did not.  He pelted the quiet ones with his stones and almost all of them joined the rest in their obnoxious chorus.

He turned around and saw that seven were still silent.


He ran back towards his starting point, looking left and right.  He ignored the sleeping vehicles that looked to be expensive.  Those would be difficult to hard-wire.


He saw one particular pick-up truck, and it was a Mazda.  He grinned and ran towards it.  This was the One.  This small vehicle would be his savior, his escape pod.


He fingered her button and pulled on the door handle, and she opened up.


He reached in and pulled the stick shift out of gear, and released the parking brake handle and then threw himself to the floor of the diver’s side foot well.


On his back, he felt around under the dashboard for the wires plugged into the ignition chassis.  He would need only the brown one and the red one. 


He yanked all of the wires from the ignition chassis and pulled them out into view, and saw the two he needed via the bright lights of the flashing and honking vehicles in the whole side of this second level.  He twisted the brown and the red wire tips together, and the there came a sound of rapid clicking from the engine compartment. 


He jumped back up and pushed the small Mazda out of its parking space and turned the steering wheel towards the downward grade.


Exit and escape.


Gravity got that small pick-up rolling, so he hopped back in held down the clutch, and threw the stick shift into first gear.


The brown wire on a 1982 Mazda pick-up leads to the alternator, and that is what provides the engine with electrical juice.  He knew that he could jump start the truck before the condenser and points got fried.


She awoke when he let go of the clutch petal.  She chugged and coughed, and then he gave her some fuel.


The Little Lion Man roared with delight.
He pulled out of the parking garage of the hostibal and did not head to the exit.  Instead, he drove down to a side street, where the service vehicles went in their daily visits to the supply docks.  He followed this dimly-lit route to the safety of escape, just as police cars entered the parking area from behind.


Once he drove past the loading docks, he flicked on the head lamps to the Mazda truck.


The Lion Man had flown the coop, you see.



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The cold bars pressed against Bryan’s back as he stared down at the metal bunk that was bolted to the wall.  His shadow flickered and wavered before him on the floor from the watery blue light of the lamp posts outside that shined through the silky fingers of rain streaming across the bullet-proof double panes.

His sentence was not quite as long as that previous one. 

Bryan would be released from jail in thirty six hours, but it was not soon enough.


He knew that some very bad things had happened, and these were not quite the same as the previous ones, but they were related to them.


He also felt, in his bones, something else.


It was the pain of an old man who witnesses the change of the weather in his joints.


His friend had died.



And now, she was whispering to him in his icy, cement cell.  


It was an alliterance of sibilance.


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Tellesco drove that iron casket like a demon form hell.   He had this look in his eye that showed me his resolve.   I’d told him that Sean would be Ok, that he was in the company of help.


But really, I had no clue about that.


I had no fucking clue at all.



It seemed to me that Sean was different now.  I had witnessed his change, and I knew for certain that those who were now attending to his wounds would soon discover that the young dude was not quite right in his head.



He had taken a bump to the noggin



When you have been hit in the front left cerebral cortex, you may experience a change in your personality.  A hit on the right side may cause you to become erratic, without logic.


But if you get hit hard enough on the top…


…well, your brain wiring may become re-negotiated.


You may open up your portal to allow in a Walkin, and you will have to simply take a back seat, in your own head, if you are still there.



I didn’t know any of this at the time, but we would all find out.



It was because of all the shit that happened after.



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“Hello, this is Trish Tocker, and we have some news for you folks who are up all night.  Evidently, one of the cars that was stolen from this awesome explosions up to the north of Fuckno where I am currently getting all wet has appeared at a hostibal that we are not allowed to name, due to the newness of this news, but it rhymes with “Maint Sary’s.”   Evidently, the driver dropped off the body of a dead girl, and then he left on foot.  Police are now on the lookout for this mass-murderer and perhaps his cohorts.  Please stay tuned.  We will show you images of  everything as soon as we can get them.  Back to you in the studio, so you folks there can do some anal-is-sees, which is a circle-jerk that involves back rubs and unfounded conclusions that will all make us feel better about ourselves until the truth comes out.”







Huh.




God Help You.



God Help Us All.





---willies out.














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